Summer Idle Musings
There are a lot of things to talk about in Connecticut. I just want to take a few moments and review them.
1) All global shipments of powder-blue “polo” shirts have been diverted to CT men. Yes, gentlemen, its true – Joe Banks, Brooks Bros – even Old Navy have sent all suplies to CT. If you wear them with the collar up – you will be hung by your thumbs and beaten senseless with an organic carrot. Men - you know who you are.
2) lPlaid shorts have also been diverted to CT with respect to urgent demand by men wearing shirts with upturned collars - seriously guys......
3) Leather ‘boat’ shoes that have never seen the poop deck of any boat – have also been diverted to CT.
4) “Fund” talk and shorting stock positions are now banned from all cocktail/beach-party discussions.
6) President Obama’s stimulus plan is taking a little longer to become effective than we all hoped in "Hedge Fund Land”
7) Sail boating off of CT’s shore when there is no wind in the “dog days” of August – with an awesome 3inch surf - is an interesting challenge.
8) I now live here and I love it – OK OK - my home state of Colorado is a close second.
On other fronts – it’s tuff all around – but it’s August now – the heat is great – the stock markets are up (sort of), the crickets are out , Bernie Madoff’s organization is collapsing and Danielle Steel (is she still alive?!) books are prevalent on the beaches.
And September is 2 weeks away.

